The Bikini Tutor™ Mission
BikiniTutor™ wants to revolutionize the way you learn. No more day-dreaming or doodling...our tutors keep your attention focused. The result is that you stay on-task and excited--excited about learning. Just imagine how much you would learn if all your classes were taught by Bikini Tutors. Well students, that day is coming. Prepare for a revolution in Bikini-Assisted Learning and get ready to study hard.
The Science and Philosophy behind Bikini-Assisted Learning (BAL):
Our tutors have long known about the attention-focusing power of their...assets. But how to use those assets in the service of a worthwhile cause? The answer is BikiniTutor™. Harnessing the most powerful male instincts with the ambitious goal of improving learning speed, information retention, and recall longevity, we bring you a promising new method for exceptional academic achievement. With attention-grabbing, scientifically-optimized titillation techniques, your natural reactions will serve a productive goal: accelerated, efficient knowledge acquisition. That's the power of BAL.
BikiniTutor™ wants to revolutionize the way you learn. No more day-dreaming or doodling...our tutors keep your attention focused. The result is that you stay on-task and excited--excited about learning. Just imagine how much you would learn if all your classes were taught by Bikini Tutors. Well students, that day is coming. Prepare for a revolution in Bikini-Assisted Learning and get ready to study hard.
The Science and Philosophy behind Bikini-Assisted Learning (BAL):
Our tutors have long known about the attention-focusing power of their...assets. But how to use those assets in the service of a worthwhile cause? The answer is BikiniTutor™. Harnessing the most powerful male instincts with the ambitious goal of improving learning speed, information retention, and recall longevity, we bring you a promising new method for exceptional academic achievement. With attention-grabbing, scientifically-optimized titillation techniques, your natural reactions will serve a productive goal: accelerated, efficient knowledge acquisition. That's the power of BAL.
